U̲̣͖͖̺̦̿̅̎̒̒̚̚͡n̦̠̪͛̀̕͢ḟ͓̩̻͍̘̣̘̹͎͐̉̆̊̏͗ǫ̻͔̰̟ͮͨ͜r̝̝̩̰ͥ̂͛͊͌̔͐͡t͎̘̮ͪ̆͂̒ͯ͡ͅu̧͍̻̣̰̫̤̬̽ͧ͑ͭ͋͛̓ͭ͡n̵̡̳̤̲̰͙͈͚ͧͧ̅ͣͬ͆͠ͅa͉̼̹ͪͫ̊̿͂ͦ͟ͅt̯̘̯̫̬̞̻ͥ̍̔̃ͮ̐͐͂͛ė͖̮ͣ̀ͧ̌̿ͯ́l͓͌͆̈́̇̔͠y̷͚̣̟̎ͨ̒ͬ̐̔̇͆͜ ̼̻̺͓̜̻̲̈̐̎ͯ̈̈́ͅhͧͤ҉̵̝͓̭̘͔̻͘ͅë̠̻̘͓̳̻̤̮ͪͣ́'̦̝̲̼̓̌́͠l̩̯̲͈̫͍̻̰̯ͫ̑ͬ̾ͦ̌̅̿͜͡ľ̤̱̥̈̂̾́̚̚ͅ ̩̼̤͈͎̝̗͎͆̄ͬi̝̞̪͒̔̇̚͝͠n̦̙̬̬̖̦͕͉̊ͫ͆̋̋͟i͚̯̦ͨͯ͑̆͆͂̐ͮt̢̺̝͈͚̜̟̱̜̑ͪ̈ͬ͋̊ͨ̚̕ͅï͖̹̪͛ͮ̒͑͡a͔͍͇̠͔̺̍ͣͣ̌ͧ͝ḻ͇̺̦̞̮͎͇̳͌͊ͮ́l̥̜̯̳̿ͤ̾͞ÿ̜̣̥̯̪̣͛ͥͧ̑͑ ̜̪͉͂ͥ́s̷̷̟͕͍̤̲͚̲ͪͯͥ̿͒͑̽ͪ͠o̹̠̩̾ͮ̾ͨ̑͠͞ṵ̦̐̇͂͋ͯ̐̌́̌̀͝n̸̨̨̹̉͐̉ͪd̮̙̀ͬ̐͛̅͐ͫ͒͝͠ ̡̨̭̹͓̺̑̍̌̅ͦ̄ͦͩ̌͘a̧̛̪̮̫ͪ̊̂̌ ̵͖̌̾ͫ̒ͬ̈́ͯḻ̴̘̦͖̤̿ͨ̏́͜͞o͛̇̒͞҉̰̮̤ṯ̢̽̌ͣ̄͌͡ ̝̃͌͂w͚͕̯͕͐͐͊̑̆̇͑̚e̢̤̗̦͍͕͚̰ͪͬį̝̜̯̰͉̜̒͛̅̓̉͌̿ͅr̻̋ͩ̏ͬ̚̚d̩̭̹̤̊̈́͂͊̈ͪ͡ͅe͖̩̗ͬ͐ͤͣ͋ͦͥ͛r̸͈̙̥̽͌͌̌̓̎̐̍̽!̺̼̺̫̒̈̊̕͢

(Unfortunately he'll initially sound a lot weirder!)

One day, though. Sad to have pipes like those not used!